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Nyx

Abyssus abyssum invocat

Male looking for Female (18–22)
Goal: Partner / Marriage / Friendship

My native country ∞ I couldn't care less Do you want children? No thanks Current number of children: 0 Relational status: Single Religion ∞ Is opium for the people God herself: Is dead Politics ∞ I don't care Professional: I'm a student Sector: Net art Housing: Shared apartment Hair: Dark Let's discuss weight now: BMI < 18 Snoring: No Hobbies ∞ Brainy stuff Bad habits ∞ I sleep long
What do you do?

I don't "do", I flow.

Bu really, idle coder / semi-pseudomusician / student(?)

What about your drug use:

Chocolate is not a drug you insensitive clod!

Cultural background:

Ingredients

  • 1 cup finely ground pure Arabian desert sand
  • 1.5 cups of Mediterranean sea water
  • 1 cup of quiet electrons
  • 5 tbsp male or female
  • 2 Modems

Instructions
1. Preheat oven to 29Aº Celsius (Remember, real men use hex for all temperature measurements).
2. Grease a non-stick baking tray or use non-stick wax paper to cover base.
3. Place modem and fiber optik and combine till you have a thick electromagnetic soup.
4. Add Arabian sand, Meditariaan sea water, une plume d'un ange noir and combine with gender role of at a time till smooth. If adding any of the additional ingredients, add now.
5. Using a table spoon place a scoopful of electrons on tray, 0.5" apart from each other and sides of the tray.
6. Place tray in oven and allow to bake for 10 to 20 nanoseconds, until center is cooked. (Pricking a diabolical trident in the center will let you know, if the batter sticks to the trident, it's not evil enough...yet).
7. Remove from oven, allow to heat up.
8. Le End

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