1. Books
| 1.1 By/about yourself (even though it's only in fine print) |
| 1.2 You never finished reading |
| 1.3 You don't understand, but make you look smart. Nietsche, Baudrillard: be gone! |
| 1.4 That gave you butterflies. Share your happiness. |
| 1.5 That made you cry. Replace old tears with new tears. |
| 1.6 On language |
| 1.7 Dictionaries |
| 1.8 On poetry |
| 1.9 Travel guides |
| 1.10 For children |
| 1.11 On gardening. Let your green fingers flip new pages. |
| 1.12 On cooking |
| 1.13 On art |
| 1.14 That are tiny. For small readers or from little writers. |
| 1.15 That are just plain wrong |
| 1.16 Diaries. Revelations, daily struggles or goodbyes. |
| 1.17 Magazines |
2. Massage parlor
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3. Clothing
| 3.1 Pregnancy/children's |
| 3.2 Too daring. For a second you thought you were more eccentric than you really are. |
| 3.3 Diet pants. Size 44 for a 48. |
| 3.4 Unisex for everybody. |
| 3.5 Washed too hot |
| 3.6 You cannot wear alone |
| 3.7 Football shirts. Ajax. |
| 3.8 That doesn't bring out the color of your eyes |
| 3.9 Norwegian sweaters |
| 3.10 Prints |
| 3.11 One-time-only dresses. (Also for men) |
| 3.12 Bright colors |
| 3.13 Wrong. From metallic babydolls to wooly knickers. |
| 3.14 Fake luxury. Looks like real leather, but its really not real. Could be your style though... |
| 3.15 Your partner hates. Swapping your partner can be done, but not here. |
| 3.16 With bad memories |
| 3.17 You made yourself |
| 3.18 That belonged to your grandma |
4. Hairdresser
| Donate your hair to make a wig for a cancer patient (25cm minimum). In return you get a short new coupe, cut by Leontine from 020 studio. Is your hair too short? Exchange a haircut for a Facebook-like. You can also become a hairdresser. Click here for more information. |
5. Shoes (no holes)
| 5.1 Slip-on |
| 5.2 That are almost in fashion. Good for trendwatchers, maybe, but not for you. |
| 5.3 Heals you can't really walk on |
| 5.4 That hurt. They are good when seated, walking is impossible. Relieve yourself of this unnecessary agony. |
| 5.5 Sports shoes |
| 5.6 Shiny shoes |
6. Accessories
| 6.1 Bags |
| 6.2 Watches (also with an empty battery) |
| 6.3 Brooches |
| 6.4 Bow/ties. For fancy folk. |
| 6.5 Hat/cap |
| 6.6 Heavy earrings. Slobbery earlobes, unite. |
| 6.7 Skiing goggles |
| 6.8 Sunglasses |
| 6.9 Scarfs |
| 6.10 That I have in abundance |
7. Lonely socks (clean)
| Sacrifice your lonely sock, in the hope that it finds a suitable mate. Remember, there's more to life than superficial appearances. |
8. Toys
| 8.1 Blonde (without pulse) |
| 8.2 Puzzles |
| 8.3 Blue |
| 8.4 Green |
| 8.5 Red |
| 8.6 Yellow |
| 8.7 Noisy. (Not without your children's consent) |
| 8.8 Wind-up (spinning stuff) |
| 8.9 Wooden |
| 8.10 Wheeled |
| 8.11 Games you always lose |
| 8.12 Games you always win Are you sure? |
9. Art
| 9.1 Beer coasters |
| 9.2 Unfinished business |
| 9.3 Sketchy sketches |
| 9.4 Children's drawings |
| 9.5 Wall decoration |
| 9.6 Crying Gypsy children |
| 9.7 Sad creatures. Adopt a painted animal. |
| 9.8 3D-art (with or without the silly glasses) |
10. Vases
| Vases should hold flowers, so bring something that doesn't (yet) have flowers in it. Size and material not specified. |
11. Taxidermy (no holes)
| Irresponsible pet-owners and glazy-eye-lovers, pay attention! You are not alone. |
12. Food (non-perishable)
| 12.1 Unlabeled cans. For us, adventurers. |
| 12.2 Homemade jam. (The one with a red & white checkered label gets to stand up front) |
| 12.3 Homemade chutney. Ditto |
| 12.4 Home-brewed beer |
| 12.5 Straight out of the pantry |
13. Seeds
| Sow the seeds and let nature run its course. |
14. Cosmetics
| 14.1 Nail polish |
| 14.2 Perfume that no longer matches your washing powder. |
| 14.3 Passport |
| 14.4 Bonuskaart. You know, the one you get at the Albert Heijn. Exchange your consumption history with someone else's. |
| 14.5 Receipts that shows you for who you really are. |
| 14.5 Makes people look better |
| 14.7 Pubic-hair-shaving-shapes for him and/or her |
15. Photo's
| 15.1 You don't look good on but you haven't burned yet. Here, your head is still worth something. |
| 15.2 Self-portrait |
| 15.3 Of your ex |
| 15.4 With a story |
| 15.5 Signed by yourself or another celebrity. |